I gave birth to a Monkey

Okay, whoever taught Haley to climb out of her crib is grounded. How in the world does my tiny 18 lb baby girl climb out of a giant crib. I'm baffled!! All night long she's out of that thing and running into my room. I knew I wouldn't get much sleep when I had kids but I at least thought I'd get an hour or two. If this keeps up you'll see a sign on my front lawn and it will read "Baby Monkey for Sale," and I won't mean the kind with fur and a tail.